well today was a happy sad day. we all got up early and dressed pretty fancy, what the heck is going on? me, mom and dana drove down the street and stopped at this place. we went inside and sat around. loads of people came in, many of whom i've seen before. there were lots of pictures scattered around the room and so many pretty flowers, i didn't know which ones to poke first. i noticed that most of the pictures were of GG. hi GG, i didn't see her hanging around at all. mom and i sat in the back. she told me that GG was in the pretty blue box up at the front, she said GG was off on a special trip. damn man. i get boring old cardboard boxes to play in.
so lots of people showed up for GG's big going away party. one of those priest guys showed up, he didn't sprinkle any holy water on me for once. i kept a close eye on him, just to make sure he didn't pull a squirty gun out. the priest guy said some things and that was that. we all got back into cars and followed this big black one down the road. lights were flashing and we entered the gates of heaven, for real. that's the name of the place we all ended up. GG's box got taken out of the big black car. everyone got out of their cars and stood around the box, except mom and me. she made me stay in the car to get my pants changed. mom said that it was now time to say goodbye to GG so i jumped around the car saying, "bye bye GG. bye bye GG."
that was the sad part of the day. after we were done at the gates of heaven everyone jumped back into their cars and we all went out to lunch. whoo-hoo. we ate at this italian place. i was a very good boy. i was a little too excited to eat so i just sat nicely and played with my toys and colored in my coloring book. mom says- how can italian food not make you happy.
after lunch most of the people showed up at GG's house. there was lots of activity. people were talking. things were being taken off shelves and wrapped up. my cousin soonan left with a whole desk. everyone was invited to take what they wanted. i got a stuffed penguin, his name is pete. him and toucs are best friends now. mom made me take a nap. when i woke up, pretty much everyone had left. oh man. so i'm going to hang out with dana causing trouble. there's a teapot i can see, i might go and touch that.