today is sunday and you know what that means- i spend a load of time with dad and we go for an adventure. whoo-hoo. well it didn't start off so great. i found dad in bed with my best friends and my blankies. what the heck?
today we went for a drive in the countryside and ended up at a big old farm. mom said we came to visit the mini horses. mini horses? what the heck is that? and then i found out- horses the size of dogs. i'm not particularly afraid of horses and i'm not afraid of large dogs at all but i was not interested in these horses one bit. mom and dad took me into the field so we could walk around and meet the horses. all they did was stand around and eat grass. i pointed to one and said- eating food and then i pointed to a pile of poops and said- poops. for little horses they sure do make big piles of poops.
luckily there was loads of other things to do at the farm besides watching little horses eat and poop. i found the little kid tractors and made dad push me around on every one of them. when mom said it was time to go do something else i threw a screaming fit. i could have played on the tractors all day long. we stopped by the duck pond and visited with the ducks. some big goose came up and tried to mug mom for the tissue she had in her hand. so we walked off to see other stuff. i found a small stream to jump across with dad. i would have liked to spent more time jumping across the stream but mom said i shouldn't push my luck. stream jumping is like russian roulette, eventually your luck runs out.
so we walked around some more and stopped to look at a few donkeys. they were just standing around munching on hay. eventually we ended up in a play room full of kitchen stuff. i cooked a chicken leg in the microwave and made a lot of toast. i had a good time playing in the toy kitchen. mom never lets me cook at home. next to the kitchen was a small ball pit so i got to roll around in there for awhile. i would have liked to stay longer but mom said it was chucking out time so i got my shoes back on and we said goodbye to all the horses. mom said that since i was such a good boy i could have a special treat. dad went and got me a frozen fruit yogurt thing. we shared, it was really good.
phew and that is what i did with my afternoon. we're all home now. mom is making some dinner. i'm going to eat and then it's bath time.