today i was pretty bad. dad went off to work and i was sad. so i cried and cried. i told mom that i wanted to go outside and she said- sorry but it's pissing down rain and the wind is howling. we can't go outside until the storm calms down a little. GO OUTSIDE! not right now. i found this answer to be rather unacceptable and decided to over turn all of my toy boxes. GO OUTSIDE! later. so i shouted at mom and pulled all the pillows off the couch. mom was all- whatever.
i pulled all the stuff out of mom's baking cupboard. i found a big spatula in there, big spatula is great for whacking stuff. i saw that one of the banana breads mom baked yesterday was in easy reach so i attacked it with the spatula. i hacked a big chunk off the end. mom said if i didn't knock it off the next thing to get whacked would be my butt.
mom said that i should just go take a nap. i asked her for juicy. so mom filled up my juicy. while she was busy doing stuff i went over to her bed and pulled back the blankets. i then spit juicy all over her bed. i took a bunch of sips from my cup and then instead of swallowing i just spit it out. it's one of my new favorite tricks. when mom found me i got one heck of a telling off. whatever lady you're the one who has to sleep in a wet bed. ha.
mom made me some crap in a bowl for lunch. i took one bite and puked it back out with interest. mom says she was pretty sure part of my breakfast came out too.
after lunch mom made me take a nap. i put up a big fight. when she was looking for pete in the livingroom i got out of bed and cleared all my books off the shelves. take that.
i eventually went to sleep and mom got me up. she said that the rain had stopped and we could go outside puddle stomping. awesome. i love puddle stomping. so i got my outside clothes on and my puddle stomping boots. mom and i walked around town jumping in puddles. i guess i shouldn't have been so mean to mom.