last night i went to bed as usual but woke up screaming hysterically after about 10min. i spent the night sleeping with dad. i'm convinced mr moon is out to get me.
saturday that means PANTAKES! mom and dad make me wait until after i finish my bowl of mush. no pantakes until you eat the oatmeal. but then by the time i finish my oatmeal i'm not hungry for anything else. what the hell? i think it's just an evil plot to cheat me out of something tasty so they can have more for themselves. after we all ate breakfasts mom got me dressed and it was time for a car ride to the store. ooooh, that's something we haven't done in ages. mom got her list and we all went to the store. i helped dad push the cart around while mom gathered the things we needed. after we were done mom and i left dad to pack things up while we snuck off to the pet store on the corner. fish! there are all kinds of animals. today there was even a rabbit, hopping around the place while his cage was cleaned. i just want to talk to the fish though. there's a whole wall of tanks and the fish just swim around. it's pretty cool. we went to another store. mom gathered up even more stuff until finally we were done.
got home and left dad to unpack everything. mom and i went out to walk around town. mom said i had enough stars to get a new car. whoooo-hooo, new car shopping. we went into all the usual shops. there were a couple really great cars but mom said they were too much money, my budget is only £1. £1? holy cheapness mom, you can't buy much for a £1, even when you shop used. we hit 4 shops and found nothing. mom said we could try one more place, the heart shop. we got there and they totally rearranged their kids section, all the toys are now up high, i couldn't reach anything, mom had to do all the looking. she dug up this huge bag full of cars. i saw it and started jumping and trying to snatch it. mom said she would buy the bag but i could only have 1 car out of it. ok fine, just give me the bag and let me look. mom bought the bag and tucked it away before i could see what was in it. grrrrr. we left the shop and mom said it was time to go home. no, more shopping. mom was all- what? more shops. more shops. dude, we've been shopping for over 2hrs, it's time to go home and do something else. more shops. mom said we could walk home down the high street, which is where most of the shops are, and the huge crowds of staturday shoppers. last weekend mom and i checked out the church run charity drive in the medieval church. they had the awesomest car but mom wouldn't buy it for me. when we were walking past the church again i noticed the door was open so i dragged mom in. car, car, car. mom was- no car but they have cake, we can buy cake. so we went in. there were a few tables with old lady trinkets set up, some books and dvds. i didn't see any good toys. mom found the cake lady and bought some cupcakes. then mom saw something totally boring but made her all happy- pierogi maker? really, a pierogi maker? oh my god, oh my god. pierogies! the old lady said- brand new, never used, i'll knock it down to £1 if you'll buy it. i've never seen mom dig a pound out of her pocket so quick. you'd think with all the poles living in england, mom wouldn't be so hard up for pierogies. after that mom and i went home.
mom dug out the huge bag of cars and i got to pick which one i wanted. ambulance, ambulance, ambulance. oh wait, there's a cool bus. tough choice. i gave the bus a roll to check the wheels and it started honking and beeping like my big flat bed truck. mom was all- oh i don't think so, take the ambulance.
i played with my new ambulance and mom messed around on the computer. we tried to skype dana bunny but couldn't get the thing to work. i'm sure mom and i looked rather silly yelling into the computer screen- can you hear me now? can you hear me now? i waved my ambulance at the screen so dana bunny could see it but mom said it was no use. we'll talk to dana bunny and g-dad some other time. i was a little bummed because i really like talking to people other than my mom so mom said we could try calling mommom and grdad. i raced into the bedroom with my ambulance. mom dialed the phone and grdad answered. she gave me the phone so i could talk. i waved my ambulance so grdad could see, mom was all- he can't see it, just talk. so grdad and i had a good chat. mommom wasn't home though, oh well. i filled grdad in on what i did today and then mom talked to him.
dad came home and he and mom ate dinner. i guess it was super good because no one talked or offered me any and the food was gone in minutes. and then it was all- man that was freaken tasty. we got to have that again. the phone rang and mom said- i bet that's mommom. mommom?! i ran into the bedroom. mom answered the phone and i talked to mommom. i waved my ambulance at her too but then mom reminded me she couldn't see it, so i told her all about it. it's got blue lights and the doors open.
it's time for bed but i don't want to go to bed. mom put me in my room for night time and i started screaming as soon as she left the room. dad sat with me for a bit but i screamed when he left the room too. mom came in to see what the problem was. i just sat in her lap and cried. every once in awhile i peeked over at my window. mom was all- is this about mr moon? she opened my curtains so i could see the light shining in wasn't mr moon but all the building lights. no mr moon, just street lights. no still too scary. dad says i can sleep with him again.