today i went out for lunch. grdad took me, jammma and mom out for a special treat- all you can eat chinese food buffet. i don't really like chinese food. everyone offered me stuff from their plates to try and i was all- no, no, no, that's disgusting. take away please. bleh. the only thing i agreed to eat was some french fries with ketchup. jammma tried to trick me into eating something called an onion ring but i didn't fall for it, round french fry my ass. after all the big people were stuffed full of weird chinese food out came the desserts. all you can eat sweet treats! mom hooked me up with a plate full of fruit and jello(in england it's called jelly). jelly on a plate, wibble wobble. i devoured the jelly and begged for more. grdad went and got me another bowl with some ice cream too. ICE CREAM! i ate all the ice cream and left the jelly. i begged for more ice cream but mom said no- eat the jelly and your fruit. grrrrr. mom always getting in the way of my sugar rush. i ate the jelly. grdad slipped me some sneaky ice cream bites from his plate. we rolled out of the place with our belly full of yummy food. i kind of ran and screamed and jumped. i was full of fake colors and sugar. i could hear my brain buzzzzzzzz. jammma and grdad took me around the shops to burn off some energy before naps. mom walked with us because she had a mission on the side of town too.
on the way home we ran into mom, she was carrying pizza boxes and a big thin weird box. we got home and mom showed me what was in her weird box- a smaller version of my city street rug. cool. she said we could take it to grdad and jammma's house and i can use it there when i visit them and then grdad could play with it when i wasn't around. i screamed when grdad suggested nap time. i don't want to take a nap! jammma put me in bed anyway though and i fell right to sleep.
i got up from naps in a better mood, i'm much calmer. grdad, jammma and i have just been playing with my trucks and watching the afternoon tv. and that's been my day.