it's the 1 of may! my birthday is this month. once again it's stupid hot out. mom made a phone call this morning to say our sink was clogged and the toilet in my bathroom needed adjusting. she says we have to get the house ready for birthday visitors. dana bunny and gdad will be coming to town. i had to pick up all my toys so mr hoover can come suck up the crumbs.
mom and i got dressed and we went to the grocery store. tomatoes are on sale or something. mom filled the cart full of canned tomatoes. what the hell! who's going to eat all those tomatoes? dana bunny. they are her favorite kind and our store has them on super sale so mom bought a bunch for her to pick up when she visits. that's really all we went to the store for. our house is already full of food.
paid for the tomatoes and mom drove us home again. mom told me about this movie where two guys travel through time in a phone booth collecting historical figures for their school project. no way. i don't believe you can time travel in a phone booth. that's just silly. so she put on this movie: bill and ted's excellent adventure. we watched it. yes in deed these guys did go around in a time travelling  phone booth. it wasn't as good as back to the future though. i asked mom to put that on for me, so she did.
the doorbell rang and mom said i could get it. i opened the door and said- hi, my name's hardwick. and the guy standing there said hi, my name's rob. mom was right there so she told him to come right in. he's our fix it man for today. i sat on the couch to watch my movie while fix it man worked on our clogged sink. it only took him a minute. all it needed was the right kind of plunging. mom saw how he did it so if it happens again she can fix it herself. then rob went and took care of the toilet flush problem. turns out the handle was just a bit loose. easy fix. awesome.
when back to the future was done it was time for karate practice. mom got me dressed and off we went. karate was pretty good. i fooled around a little but i didn't have to sit out. today we did flying kicks. they were super fun. we also played leap frog to practice our jumping. what a silly game.