there was an accident. i fell asleep on the couch and wouldn't wake up. mom tried. she shouted my name, made loud noises. she pulled blueberry away and even stood me up and made me walk. i just snatched blueberry back and curled back up on the couch. i'm sleepy and you can't make me get up. unfortunately i had a lot of juice to drink. there was peeing. i peed all over myself, blueberry and the couch- both cushions. it was a real mess. i finally woke up an hour later to find myself cold and soaking wet. mom took me to the bathroom and i had a quick bath.
blueberry is really mad at me. he got peed on and now he has to stay in the laundry basket with dad's smelly gym socks. he's not talking to me. mom got the couch cushions off and they're in the laundry too. now i've got nowhere to sit. what a bummer of a day.
in other news dad took me out first thing this morning. i got a hair cut and a lollipop. i'm handsome.