

my mom woke up bitchy. or was that me who woke up bitchy? either way we snarked at each other most of the morning. i was fussy and puked loads. my poor beloved blankie caught most of it. mom took it off me and replaced it with a new one. new blankie is soft like a million kitten kisses. i've been petting it most of the day. mom made me hang out with gram for awhile. gram went to work and i was back with mom and the snarky continued. i didn't want my bottles i didn't want my naps. the merest suggestion that i should have such things sent me into screaming fits.
gram had a short day at work. her and mom decided to go for a short shopping trip in town. i tried to get out of it by not having my afternoon bottle. mom went upstairs to shower and i was supposed to eat with gram. i said no way lady. mom came down and sorted me out. i drank the bottle in the end. mom uses her mom voice on me and i must obey.
shopping was alright. there is always loads of cool thing to look at while they wheel me around. i even got a few things. mom hooked me up with a baby speedo for my swimmy time lessons with uncle tom.
yeah so i was a real pain the ass when we got home. i was super hungry and very tired but i refused to eat or have naps. ok, more like i refused when the big people said i had to. as soon as they said i didn't have to do something then i wanted it. i settled down eventually. even i can't be evil 24hrs a day.
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