today was the complete opposite of yesterday.
yesterday i screamed most of the day. my mom ran away and hid. well she took a nap and went for a walk to the food store. i hung out with my gram. i screamed about everything. for hours and hours, gram said she's never seen anything like it.
today i've been really good. i've hardly squeeked at all. i've taken all my naps, drank all my bottles and played all with out complaining too much. mom has been using this thing on me she calls a sucker. it's more like a baby ball gag. she sticks it in my mouth and it keeps me quiet, some people call it a pacifier. it's like some kind of S and M club around here. mom wraps me up in my blankie, she calls it swaddling and sticks the sucker in my mouth. before long she'll make me wear rubber pants and spank me. what kind of world is this? a world where my mom listens to way too much nine inch nails.