mom and i are having a bit of a dispute. she thinks that 3.45am is no time for a toe eating contest, i on the other hand disagree. man was i surprised when she beat me. old mom is pretty flexible. i was hampered by hand. i can get my toes up to my mouth but hand always seems to get in the way. i was disqualified from the rematch for cheating. blankie noticed that i had slipped my feet out of my jammie bottoms and was just pulling those up to my mouth instead. mom didn't have her glasses on, she never would have known had blankie just kept quiet. i'm going on a shopping trip later. the promise of new toys and clothes await.
doh! i got a stern talking to about my swearing. dad read the blog and complained to mom then mom shook her finger at me. bite me, it's my blog and i'll say what i like. i was super good today. this morning gram and i hung out while mom had a bit of a nap. gram washed my hair and dressed me in this cool ass bug shirt- i had bugs crawling all over me. mom came down at noon- what the hell kind of world is this? i had a bottle and we all got ready to go out for a few hours. we just went into the center of derby for some shopping. mom carried me around in my pouch. for something different she turned me around so i could face forward. oh man what a world. i saw so much.
got my picture taken at this weird place. the lady said i was a pro. she snapped off a few shots without a problem from me. i now have US passport regulation pictures. mom took me to this store and i helped pick out a bunch of toys. i am so freaken excited. sadly i can't play with any of the new stuff until this christmas thing comes around. mom says she will explain this christmas thing more later, something about satin and jeebus, trees in the house, crazy talk. i fell asleep with all the toy buying excitement. when i woke up mom was taking me into subway for lunch.
all kinds of old ladies came up to me and wanted to talk. some little girl tried to flirt with me.
the rest of the day was just as busy. after shopping in town we got home. gram tried to stuff me full of warm milk but i said- no. i got put in the buggy and me, her and mom went out. i'm not sure where we went since i fell asleep. mom says it was to the food store. i woke up just in time to find myself back home. played some with grandad. got fussy, had some bottles and then went to sleep. i got up just in time to catch an episode of ghost hunters. oh damn that was scary. tomorrow gram and i are going to do stuff since it's supposed to be wicked nice.