mom has often said that she lives in a david lynch movie. now she knows which one- eraserhead. i like to think i'm a little better looking than that baby. mom also says that if dad wants another baby he can get one by fucking himself. now i'm pretty sure that is impossible and i told mom so. she said that dad is pretty smart and could figure out a way to make it work. man you get a person up at 2am, 4.30am, and 6am and they sure are grouchy. mom took blankie away when i got her up at 4.30. i was lonely then.

mom and i eventually kissed and made up. we had a few laughs this afternoon. i laughed most when i did a huge stinky poopie and she had to clean it up. grandad took me for a buggy ride. we went in search of screws- the kind you put in walls or hold things together with. we stopped by grams work and said hi to her. hi gram. we went and chatted to auntie pasty and norman. norman always sends me hate rays, he seems to believe i am after his pillow. we went here and there but never did find the screws we were after.
gram only had a short day at work. by the time i was done with my lunch time bottle and wiggle, she was home. gram then took me out for a buggy ride, grandad came too. mom is not a fan of fresh air so she staid home. i spent the rest of my day hanging out with gram. mom fell asleep on the couch and someone had to play with me. gram and i read stories and got our wiggle on.
i heard mom say that danna bunny, g-dad and mel were finally coming over to see me. whoo-hooo. mom says that if i don't shape up, she is sending me back to the states with them. mom also says that if we were monkeys, someone would have sat on me long ago. yeah for evolution i guess.